That phony fading "A" on my keyboard
Keeps messing with my mind,
And I'm in distress.
Its cold, conniving schemes I have ignored
But now it has aligned
Itself with my "S."
Keeps messing with my mind,
And I'm in distress.
Its cold, conniving schemes I have ignored
But now it has aligned
Itself with my "S."
I know they've been taking advantage of me!
Scheming and whispering stealthily.
They're hoping I'll screw up and hit the wrong key.
It's an evil keyboard conspiracy.
That phony fading "S" on my keyboard
Is wobbling nervously,
And sometimes it sticks.
It's seemingly sincere, so aboveboard;
But it's luring the "D"
And "C," its sidekicks.
I know they've been taking advantage of me!
Scheming and whispering stealthily.
They're hoping I'll screw up and hit the wrong key.
It's an evil keyboard conspiracy.
I'm an excellent speller—they know it—
Not the sad typo king they claim I've become!
I take liberties, sure; I'm a poet;
But they're making me lace my coffee with rum!
It's true, they've been taking advantage of me!
Scheming and whispering stealthily.
They're hoping I'll screw up and hit the wrong key.
It's an evil keyboard conspiracy.
© 2025 David Acosta


