Tuck In Your Love Gift

A sweet li'l ode to greedy televangelists...


Don't start doubting yourself, now;
You really ought to enclose the other half.
Blessings will surely rain down,
If you help me feed my hungry golden calf.

Tuck in your love gift;
Heaven will surely deliver.
Tuck in your love gift;
Convince me you're a cheerful giver.
If you wanna pass the faith test,
Give and you will surely be blessed.
If you've got a burden you can't lift,
Don't forget to tuck in your love gift.

Plant that seed of faith right now.
Don't you worry; it's gonna bear fruit somehow.
Blessings will surely rain down.
In the meantime, bow before my pet cow.

Tuck in your love gift;
Heaven will surely deliver.
Tuck in your love gift;
Convince me you're a cheerful giver.
If you wanna pass the faith test,
Give and you will surely be blessed.
If you've got a burden you can't lift,
Don't forget to tuck in your love gift.

Now don't you touch that dial.
Give, or you'll cramp my style.
Tuck it in with a smile;
While I shout, jump up and down, and laugh.
Reach in and let it go.
Heaven ain't cheap, you know.
Do it, and say hello
To my beautiful golden calf.

Tuck in your love gift;
Heaven will surely deliver.
Tuck in your love gift;
Convince me you're a cheerful giver.
If you wanna pass the faith test,
Give and you will surely be blessed.
If you've got a burden you can't lift,
Don't forget to tuck in your love gift...
Your love gift...
Your love gift...
Your love gift...

Now isn't she a lovely little calf?
Would you like to pet her?


David Acosta © 2015